Hi, my name is Google.
I just came back from my holiday.
Now I want to continue with my work.

I have visited many sites today.
I don’t know what to say but I am so disappointed with certain sites.
So what I did, I give them a simple motivation for them so that they know how to get back to basic.

Do you know what I did?
I just took out some of their pagerank because I think it is worth.
But I know some of them are so angry with me.
Hello… I just do my job okay?

Why you should angry with me?
Am I hurting you?
Am I take your money from your pocket?
Is it because of that “pagerank“?
Hello…. that “pagerank” is mine okay?

Why you blame me?
Because of that pagerank?
Oh please… I’m not take all of your pagerank.
Just a “little bit” of it.

Now I want to continue to do my job again.
Don’t ask me why because I don’t have to explain!